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sir-cumference:

LOOK AT DIS COOL ASS SHIT
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blissfullyunwed:

I learned what might possibly be my new favorite word today: “Dysphemism.”
Dysphemism is the opposite of euphamism. A euphamism being, of course, a lukewarm, weaksauce linguistic representation of strong feelings, such as, “dang,” in substitution of a word that accurately conveys the intensity of these feelings, like, “FUCK!”
As you might have guessed, I’m not much of a fan of euphemisms, because censorship makes my butthole tighten to the size of a grain of metaphorical AND literal sand. Ain’t no camel that can makes its way through THAT brown eye.
But gratuitous implementation of foul language for totally innocuous phrases? BEAUTIFUL.
I mean, granted, you can go too far, and I learned this lesson the hard way by choosing to be a military wife before I learned that “fuck” is actually used by people who are required to at least have earned a GED as a substitute for words like, “um…”
Using “bad words” can be a wonderful way to release your frustrations and show people that you’re an edgy motherfucker, but use them in place of too many other words, and you end up misrepresenting the vocabulary department of your brain as a pretty understocked aisle. Unless, of course, the vocabulary department of your brain IS a pretty understocked aisle, in which case, curse away. You may not know how to use “dysphemism” in a sentence, but you’re a fucking boss and no bitch can fucking take that shit from you, dammit!
So, anyway: dysphemism. Fucking dysphemism.
Just don’t end up like these two..
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